So here's a funny little story:
There's this guy, bless his heart, who is just kinda off his rocker. He's a little strange. Anyways, he comes to the desk a lot while I'm working (or any other girl for that matter) to make a joke or say something. So today he comes up to me and this is our conversation.
Guy: "so you know how it's Valentine's?"
Me: "oh, like how yesterday was Valentine's day?"
Guy: "yeah, but it's Valentine's week..."
Me: "oh." (ummm sure?)
Guy: "well, so, I was wondering if I could give you a hug and a kiss then..."
Me: "uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (panicking, what the crap? what do I say? this is awkward!)
Guy: "here! a hug and a kiss!" (handing me chocolate hugs and kisses)
Me: "haha" (awkwardly laughing and taking the offer)
Annnnd he walks away. I mean okay, it was really nice of him. But seriously. I don't get awkward that easily anymore. But let me tell you, I felt extremely awkward!!! At least the chocolate was good ;)